drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.


earthdad:

the rise and fall

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cooldogpics:

Logged the fuck in

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misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

fuck man, sims can burn to death from not knowing how to cook and the survivors can have a dance party with the grim reaper

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90,109 plays I Stay Away Alice in Chains Jar of Flies

currentrotation:

"I Stay Away" by Alice in Chains 

"Why you act frightened, I am enlightened…"

captainflameprincess:

bandislife42:

obiwankabrodie:

rainstorms-soul:

Dammit who told them about our dinosaur rodeos??

The fuck is a deros

Florida.

I’ve never even seen an actual clown.

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inguspls:

This was all storage from over the years for getting ready for the skeleton war

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