The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
Even though i don’t know the band very well i can still recognize the members of 5sos because they all look like they’re fucking 13 years old
Me: *lights a tree on fire*
When some part of your body twitches and you look at it and it stops
Ok she needs to stop sending me nudes I’m trying to watch a video about cooking unagi and I’m really fucking hungry